The Tale of the Wild Turkey Pack

Once upon a time, on a magical island 7 miles off the coast of Cape Cod, lived a pack of wild turkeys. During the summer they were forced to keep to the woods to avoid the hordes of people who descended upon their home. After Labor day, they reclaimed their home and their freedom. Their days consisted of roaming over their lands, eating tics and other tiny creatures. Travelling in a large group, with plumage galore, they ruled their roost.

And then one day in October, two HUMANS came to their home and simply would NOT leave. So they chased those pesky humans, squawked at them, blocked their car as they tried to get to the house, sat in the trees over the driveway to stare with a hairy eyeball. They stalked the humans, came onto their porch and chased them up the road. Finally one day, about a week later, they left. Phew. Peace and quiet was restored to their island kingdom.

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